Abstract and Brief Chronicles
'What?' Ron bellowed furiously. 'Four? You lousy biased scumbag, you gave Krum ten!'
But Harry didn’t care, he wouldn’t have cared if Karkaroff had given him zero; Ron’s indignation on his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 20: The First Task (via flourishandblotted)

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

Submission by clydesfinalresponse: Don and Peggy’s “just taste it argument” with the dialogue from Jack and Liz’s argument in “Florida”.

Thanks clydesfinalresponse!

interestos:

(via Robert Redford and Paul Newman and his daughter taking a break during the filming of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. - Imgur)

accioromione:

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

It’s an Anglepoise because you press your face too close to the page when you read and there’s never enough light. And you won’t wear glasses because you say your nose is too small, and with glasses you’d look like a mole. Which you don’t. Wouldn’t. They’d suit you. You’d look just as..fairly beautiful as you are. It’s yellow because you said no one wants a yellow lamp. So I thought if I got it for you in yellow, then maybe no one would steal it from your desk. I do give these things quite a lot of consideration, you see. The devil’s in the detail.